re: I know y’all love a good cop story...

Cops are a lot better today then when I was young(51 now) before cell phones and body cams. I was at a bar back in the late 80's ( Razzy's Hammond, La) anyways I had a mixed drink in my hand when I pulled out of the parking lot. These two deputies pull me over one block away( they were waiting to get someone) I spilled my drink in my lap when I pulled over. The deputy had one of those large heavy flash lights. He told me looks like you had an accident ( insinuating I pissed my pants) that's when I fricked up and asked " why you looking at my dick?" Yea I was drunk , so the the officer swings that flash light and I hit the ground bleeding ( right above my eye) He yells at me " you ain't gonna get smart with me boy!" and I responded stupidly " not as long as have that badge. That was met with a few kicks. By this time he had kicked my arse pretty good. The other officer was nervy because how I looked . They gave me a choice of going home or go to the hospital and go to jail. I went home