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Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:43 am to DawgfaninCa
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:43 am to DawgfaninCa
DawgfaninCa walks into the room, slaps his money on the table and says, "I'm out."
Apparently, they couldn't handle me responding to a young black dude who hates old straight white men by posting the lyrics to my version of Randy Newman's song, "Short People" which I call "White People".
For those of you who haven't read my version called "White People" I am posting it below for your enjoyment.
WHITE PEOPLE
White People got no reason
White People got no reason
White People got no reason
To live
They got all white hands
And pretty blue eyes
They walk around
Tellin' big white lies
They got pointy white noses
And pearly white teeth
They wear white tennis sneakers
On their nasty white feet
Well, I don't want no White People
Don't want no White People
Don't want no White People
`Round here
White People are not the same
As you and I
(A Fool ain't I)
White people ain't brothers
Until the day they all die
(Then it'll be a wonderful world)
White People got nobody
White People got nobody
White People got nobody
Who love them
They got ugly white kids
who inherit all their dough
Every white bitch
Is a motherfrickin' ho
We drive big Cadillacs
That go BEEP, BEEP, BEEP
They drive little Honda Civics
That go peep, peep, peep
They got grubby white fingers
And dirty white minds
They're gonna get us n****rs every time
Well, I don't want no White People
Don't want no White People
Don't want no White People
'Round here
BTW, my username on DU was cooldude.
Apparently, they couldn't handle me responding to a young black dude who hates old straight white men by posting the lyrics to my version of Randy Newman's song, "Short People" which I call "White People".
For those of you who haven't read my version called "White People" I am posting it below for your enjoyment.
WHITE PEOPLE
White People got no reason
White People got no reason
White People got no reason
To live
They got all white hands
And pretty blue eyes
They walk around
Tellin' big white lies
They got pointy white noses
And pearly white teeth
They wear white tennis sneakers
On their nasty white feet
Well, I don't want no White People
Don't want no White People
Don't want no White People
`Round here
White People are not the same
As you and I
(A Fool ain't I)
White people ain't brothers
Until the day they all die
(Then it'll be a wonderful world)
White People got nobody
White People got nobody
White People got nobody
Who love them
They got ugly white kids
who inherit all their dough
Every white bitch
Is a motherfrickin' ho
We drive big Cadillacs
That go BEEP, BEEP, BEEP
They drive little Honda Civics
That go peep, peep, peep
They got grubby white fingers
And dirty white minds
They're gonna get us n****rs every time
Well, I don't want no White People
Don't want no White People
Don't want no White People
'Round here
BTW, my username on DU was cooldude.
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