re: What’s the craziest thing you ever seen in a parking lot?

Walking back to car in parking lot at grocery store. Shrubs in front of my truck. Thought I saw a dog in the shrubs. All the sudden this old woman stands up, had been crouching, and pulls up her pants. She had taken a crap in the shrubs in the middle of the parking lot. She proceeded to get back in the passenger side of the car. No wipe. No care.