re: If the National Football League gradually declines, what sport will America turn to next?

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Baseball? Seen as too old-school, traditional, conservative.
Hockey? Too white for some Americans.
Basketball? Too fast, urbane, hip white and black players.
Soccer? Too internationalist.

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it is clear we need a new sport for our non-conservative, non-traditional, non-hip, non-'urbane', non-white, non-black, slow, all American people that so love the NFL.