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Can I get a large black coffee?
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:01 pm
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
Role Models
This movie sneaks up on you. But damn does it work. The humor is old school subtle.
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
Role Models
This movie sneaks up on you. But damn does it work. The humor is old school subtle.
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Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:13 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Agree. Very good.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:18 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
The clips and quotes of that scene always stop short. The point of the scene is that the guy is an annoying dick. His girlfriend later explains that they call it a venti because it’s 20 oz. It’s not till later in the movie that he stops being a condescending prick.
And it’s a great movie.
And it’s a great movie.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 11:08 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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Really? Says who? Fellini?
May be my favorite line in the whole movie.
Role Models is great.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 4:58 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
I like your take on boobies. And I like boobies.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 7:02 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Elizabeth Banks 
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:59 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
"To sleep, perchance to dream."
Posted on 5/14/18 at 1:37 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Good morrow.
Shut it. Reindeer games.
Shut it. Reindeer games.
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 1:38 pm
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