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re: Does anyone know the story on Jehovah witnesses
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:00 am to thomasbrown_2007
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:00 am to thomasbrown_2007
I get their concept..
144K go to heaven after armagedeon, and the rest will rule the earth, but who the frick wants to hang out with a bunch of Jehovah Witnesses at the end....
144K go to heaven after armagedeon, and the rest will rule the earth, but who the frick wants to hang out with a bunch of Jehovah Witnesses at the end....
This post was edited on 4/18/18 at 10:06 am
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Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:01 am to thomasbrown_2007
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They believe only a 144,000 are going to heaven??? I know it has to be more of them than that.
Everybody else will be on earth, which will be a better version of what it is now, but still earth. 144,000 get the E ticket ride.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:04 am to thomasbrown_2007
My nearest neighbors are devout Catholics and very fine people. JWs were making the rounds the other day and Mrs. neighbor invited them into their home. They stayed for about an hour.
Mr. neighbor is still pissed at Mrs.
Mr. neighbor is still pissed at Mrs. 
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:05 am to thomasbrown_2007
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They believe only a 144,000 are going to heaven??? I know it has to be more of them than that.
They believe that outside of the 144k (the elect) that the other "true Christians" living and dead will continue on or be resurrected into paradise on earth...a new Eden if you will.
You will often see illustrations of this in their publications. Lions laying down with lambs sorta pictures.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:07 am to JoePepitone
My second cousin's wife got their family converted... Craziest bitch around... Both her kids are crazy and she's a raging alcoholic...
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:14 am to Jim Rockford
Interesting
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:15 am to GAAtty70
Hmmm, I may just hear what they have to say about this. If it's get crazy, then that's it!
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:16 am to Hangover Haven
quote:
armagedeon
a popular childrens' TV network for the end of the world?
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:17 am to thomasbrown_2007
I see we have a JW on board doing some down voting...
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:18 am to Hangover Haven
Lol!! I was just thinking that!! Come out whoever you are??? I have questions
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:19 am to thomasbrown_2007
Magical thinking makes them content with this life.
Magical thinking is the basis of Christian dogma.
Magical thinking is the basis of Christian dogma.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:19 am to thomasbrown_2007
They finally made them quit hanging out in airports.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:25 am to Count Chocula
Sounds awesome, when the 144,000 go to heaven we won't have to listen to their door knocking bull shite any more. Can we get this moved through the house and senate quickly?
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:26 am to thomasbrown_2007
Just ask them if they know how to unjam a 9MM.....when they say no, tell them you do.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:26 am to Pfft
quote:
Sounds awesome, when the 144,000 go to heaven we won't have to listen to their door knocking bull shite any more.
Not true... The rest will rule the earth... So it will be worse....
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:29 am to Wtodd
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Just ask them if they know how to unjam a 9MM.....when they say no, tell them you do.
Which church do you go to? I forgot...
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:29 am to thomasbrown_2007
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:34 am to Slagathor
quote:Church of the 9mm.
Which church do you go to? I forgot...
Why, are you a Jahova?
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:38 am to Count Chocula
The 144k number is in revelations ... just seems an odd verse to base a whole religion around. I will say that they have a good number of fine women in the flock ....
Posted on 4/18/18 at 10:49 am to thomasbrown_2007
I used to be one back in the day.
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