re: Best public restroom to take a nice peaceful dump

Hotels in general. Not small motels, but big hotels with giant lobbies. Nobody uses those bathrooms because they all have their own in their room, and nobody thinks to stop in a hotel to use the bathroom.

Even partying in New Orleans, leave the shithole bar for a few minutes and walk down to Roosevelt, Moteleone, etc. and get a pristine bathroom with embroidered towels.