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re: Anyone Ever Been To A Wedding That Was A Complete Disaster?
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:41 pm to hashtag
Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:41 pm to hashtag
It seems like people don't put much thought into the person actually officiating the wedding, but it also seems like it is a hell of a lot more important than the material stuff. Maybe it is because I am not religious and don't attend a church where a specific person is required to conduct weddings, but I feel like I'd be vetting my officiant.
I've been to weddings with senile pastors who forget what is going on, with wannabe comedian pastors who make super lame and awkward jokes during the ceremony, and with overly preachy "burn in hell" type pastors.
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Posted on 2/27/18 at 8:54 pm to LouisianaLady
I knew a guy who was marrying the prettiest girl in town, but he planned to kill her to start a gang war. For the wedding, he loaded the church gate with security.
Unexpectedly, this giant dude, claiming to be a legendary pirate who took no prisoners, wore a cloak and set it on fire, scattering the guards in panic.
The priest, who had a bad speech impediment, was hurried to finish the ceremony without officially marrying them.
A guy wearing a black mask and a drunk Spaniard rescued the bride, and she ended up hooking up with the guy in the mask. You could have made a movie out of that scene.
Unexpectedly, this giant dude, claiming to be a legendary pirate who took no prisoners, wore a cloak and set it on fire, scattering the guards in panic.
The priest, who had a bad speech impediment, was hurried to finish the ceremony without officially marrying them.
A guy wearing a black mask and a drunk Spaniard rescued the bride, and she ended up hooking up with the guy in the mask. You could have made a movie out of that scene.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 12:18 pm to LouisianaLady
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This post was edited on 3/5/18 at 11:13 am
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