re: What would be your plan of escape during a mass shooting at work?

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I would shite my pants and hide.

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I have a question for you.... If it's a big post-mexican food terd, do you keep pushing it out after the initial release or pinch it off mid stream? I would think that if you kept going with it that you just wanted to shite your pants. Just know that if you blame the situation, the truth will come out when there is a tail in your pants.