re: Roll Call - who else here actually GETS ALONG with your neighbors?

I've always had great neighbors everywhere I've lived, except for one. She would call the cops on us every night. It first started when we moved in and I was taking my sleeping baby upstairs to put her to bed (she claimed my stairs were too loud). After a month, when the cops would come over every single night, we would invite them in and talk to them on first name bases. They would sit around for five minutes or so, shoot the shite and apologize for having to come over. This went on for 3 years.

We ended up selling our house and moving (not because of her). The night before, I pointed my sprinklers and water hoses all in her front yard. The next morning after everything was packed, I backed my truck into her front yard and floored it forward and and reversed about 50 times until her entire lawn was plastered onto the front of her house.* I sure do miss those super swamper tires.

*saints streets in Lafayette, not a trailer park