re: Most awkward place you’ve ever sharted?

I’ve never fully started. Very close on a couple occasions, though. Fortunately it happened to be nighttime both times. The first time I felt the crawfish peeking out of the hole so I pulled down the Siegen off ramp and pulled on the right shoulder and ran behind that little wall they have. Wiped my arse with my T-shirt and left it. Other time I was going over the Sunshine Bridge and felt my bowels drop... came off the bridge and was stuck at the red light. I was literally on my tip toes squeezing my butt cheeks together to keep it in. Finally pulled over next to Sonic and went behind the wall next to their dumpster. Wiped with some old Cajun’s Fried Chicken napkins and rolled out like a boss.