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Matt Lauer doing it right

Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:37 am
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:37 am
Apparently this guy hit it so hard she passed out and then he quit it. This writes itself as a porn script.

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According to the report, Lauer was behind his desk and she took a seat in the office. She said he locked the door from a button at his desk and he asked her to unbutton her blouse. She said she complied and claims he got up from his desk, approached her from behind, bent her over his desk and had sex.

She claims that she passed out during intercourse and woke up later on the floor in his office. She said Lauer had his assistant take her to a nurse. She told the Times that Lauer never mentioned the encounter with her again and she said she left the network about a year later.


ETA: Apparently Apple hates Matt Lauer and refuses to allow his name to be typed.

LINK
This post was edited on 11/30/17 at 5:44 am
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:39 am to
I'm sure on your fourth edit you'll get his name right.

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Matt Laure

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Matt Laura

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Matt Lauren
This post was edited on 11/30/17 at 5:41 am
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:40 am to
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:44 am to
quote:

he asked her to unbutton her blouse. She said she complied and claims he got up from his desk, approached her from behind, bent her over his desk and had sex. 

She claims that she passed out during intercourse and woke up later on the floor in his office. 


That is a bizarre story
Posted by Retrograde
TX
Member since Jul 2014
2912 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:45 am to
That sounds like consensual sex.
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:45 am to
I actually laughed when I saw the reaction the two ladies had when they announced good old Matt was fired. They are probably as guilty as he is. They worked along side him for years. They knew what he was like and never said anything. They were willing to throw other women under the bus to perpetuate themselves because they thought Matt was their meal ticket. The hell with the whole bunch of them.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118106 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:48 am to
The chick fell asleep while lil Matt was banging her?

I’ll let ya in on a little secret. If they fall asleep while you’re banging them, they’re bored AF.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:50 am to
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The chick fell asleep while lil Matt was banging her?

I’ll let ya in on a little secret. If they fall asleep while you’re banging them, they’re bored AF.




You've never given a woman such immense pleasure they pass out from the rush of endorphins? Most of the women I hook up with end up falling asleep during. They don't even call me back because they can't handle the pleasure a second time!
This post was edited on 11/30/17 at 5:51 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118106 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:52 am to
Oh

MeToo
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:52 am to
quote:

That sounds like consensual sex.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:52 am to
So he didn't rape her. She's just mad he never called again?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118106 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:54 am to
Lauer is scum and I hope he dies. But, let’s all be honest.

That button is kind of awesome. I’d use it to fap though. Not rape.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19547 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:55 am to
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That sounds like consensual sex
but now, years later, this lady (who didn’t get the relationship or promotion she thought she was going to get) realizes she can make some money.

FIFY
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 5:56 am to
quote:

Lauer is scum and I hope he dies.
Yeah he's a huge douche but not a rapist.

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That button is kind of awesome. I’d use it to fap though.
Or have sex with gold digging whores
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118106 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:02 am to
I don’t get a rapey trillhog vibe from Lauer.
Agree.

I’m sure you saw this. He should have just gotten the divorce. He’d be doing fake news in an hour and could still have that button fully operational.



Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:05 am to
Lol at “passed out”.
This post was edited on 11/30/17 at 6:06 am
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14588 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:21 am to
quote:

That sounds like consensual sex.


You actually think that matters? Someone has dollar signs in her eyes.

It's the latest trend; claim sexual harassment.

Not that there aren't legit cases, but they're sure coming out of the woodwork.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
108402 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:23 am to
That is a severe looking woman.
Posted by rrboy
USA
Member since Jan 2005
5458 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:31 am to
To get the job you must have sex with me.
ok
years later complain about it.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10263 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:32 am to
Who is that in the picture?
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