re: Fascination with going to company holiday party

The doctor my wife worked for used to throw huge Christmas parties. I’m talking buffet, open bar, live band, and all kinds of giveaways. All was well until one couple got so drunk that when they left the party, they went the wrong way and drove up onto some railroad tracks and the car got hung up. A train actually hit the car!
Needless to say the parties are no longer open bar.