re: Where is your high school class ring?

Safe deposit box, along with college ID cards and other such stuff.

I found one in the lettuce bin of a grocery store. Figured it was an employee’s, but the manager did not know anyone with the initials on the ring. Left it in lost and found (it looked like a cheapie) and called the high school (Captain Shreveport) to see whose it might be.

The principal said she could not possibly imagine how they might know that. I asked her if they had a library. Yes. Is there a yearbook in it for class of 199_? Yes. Is there a kid in that book whose initials are YZ?

I think she was embarrassed I had to walk her through that because the bitch never called me back. I actually wrote the school a letter and told them how shitty they were for not giving a damn about one of their graduates,

in retrospect, I should have just snagged the ring from the lettuce bin and sold it at the nearest pawn shop.