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re: Lets talk about Carrie Underwood from the SNF commercial
Posted on 9/11/17 at 11:29 am to Swamp Scausage
Posted on 9/11/17 at 11:29 am to Swamp Scausage
Carrie walks into the candlelit villa on the coast of Barbados, as you lie waiting on a bed of rose petals, champagne on ice. She motions for you to join her on the sofa; her bathrobe drops to the floor revealing those toned legs that you so desire to get between. Carrie sits on the sofa and asks you to get on your knees. You oblige. She pulls your head into her mound....her scent reminds you of pancakes. Her syrup begins to drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. You can feel her thighs tightening around your head and then....you blow your load all over the floor and she laughs at you and makes a song about it.
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Posted on 9/11/17 at 11:30 am to Swamp Scausage
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What are those, titties for ants?!
Posted on 9/11/17 at 11:53 am to Swamp Scausage
She is about as close to perfect as they come in looks.
She may lose some points in personality
Now Kellie Pickler legit has it all
She may lose some points in personality
Now Kellie Pickler legit has it all
Posted on 9/11/17 at 12:01 pm to Swamp Scausage
I fear down votes are in my future but here goes.......
Yes she is stunningly attractive.
No I would never have a chance at a girl as hot as her.
BUT......
I have always preferred a good brunette. Elle McPherson, Kathy Ireland, Jennifer Anniston, etc.
Like a few have said, she does not do "it" to me.
Super hot, but not my ideal type.
#inbeforeflaminghomo
EDIT:
Now that I have thought about my answer, it needs clarification. I am really attracted to blondes but only if they are trashy looking like Pamela Anderson. Underwood is too much of a "girl next door"blonde for me to prefer her over a "girl next door" brunette.
And like a poster said......a super hot redhead often tops them all.
Yes she is stunningly attractive.
No I would never have a chance at a girl as hot as her.
BUT......
I have always preferred a good brunette. Elle McPherson, Kathy Ireland, Jennifer Anniston, etc.
Like a few have said, she does not do "it" to me.
Super hot, but not my ideal type.
#inbeforeflaminghomo
EDIT:
Now that I have thought about my answer, it needs clarification. I am really attracted to blondes but only if they are trashy looking like Pamela Anderson. Underwood is too much of a "girl next door"blonde for me to prefer her over a "girl next door" brunette.
And like a poster said......a super hot redhead often tops them all.
This post was edited on 9/11/17 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 9/11/17 at 12:31 pm to Swamp Scausage
She's a phsyco.... she took a Louisville slugger to both of my headlights, carved into my leather seats, and smashed a hole in all four of my tires. Good riddance.....
Posted on 9/11/17 at 2:07 pm to Swamp Scausage
She has fantastic legs. Her squats game is tight af
Posted on 9/11/17 at 2:38 pm to Swamp Scausage
Pass. Her music is simply awful. It is for stupid people.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 3:08 pm to Swamp Scausage
Posted on 9/11/17 at 6:27 pm to Swamp Scausage
Her legs will be put in the smithsonain
Posted on 9/11/17 at 8:23 pm to Swamp Scausage
Not fat enough to be Miss America.
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