re: Women (usually) who snack from Ziplocs throughout the day

I'll try to respond to the hate messaging.

1) She's 30 and has never been on a date, much less seen a peen (she's straight up told me). She's as bitchy as she is pure. No pics. You would thank me.

2) It's actually up for debate whether or not grazing is any healthier than just eating set meals. Old line of thinking is being questioned. I would bet that she eats MORE calories than she would otherwise because she thinks grazing is significantly boosting her metabolism.

3) Yes. I work in a cubicle.

4) Yes, more women than men work in the office.

5) Yes, I was being a whiny bitch. It was a shitty day at work made far worse by Ms. Constantly Snacking.

6) I get laid just fine.

I actually had a pregnancy scare recently. I was saved by one pink line! *

*pumps fist*

Time for beer.