re: How do you fake giving a shite what women say?

Hit em with a real question. Then you can laugh about their answer, but not aloud.

I know the fricking kids are alright and you spent all our money at Target..and something about the AC and more about how people can't park correctly at the grocery or your coworker is such a bitch. I totally get when I need to pick this or that fricker up this week and I didn't forget about the plans this weekend..

But for real..baby..

If I don't see the turd in the toilet, do I need to wipe?