re: ***Bachelor in Paradise***

Sadly, Reality Steve reports that Wells and Danielle are NOT dating. Such a bummer.

The occupation line on their name plate has always been amusing. Jack Stone's occupation is "Jack Stone".

I was so glad to see Alexis go home. She is trashy and annoying. Was it just me, or was she not Boston Commons trailer park during Nick's season? They just seemed to play up the stupid dolphin thing. She's awful. It's no wonder no one wanted to connect with her.

Kristina can only blame Dean so much for her heart getting broken. From the moment they returned from the production stop, he was one foot out the door. When he's expressly telling you that he wants to keep his options open, specifically to date Danielle L, then the rest of it's on you. He's not your BF, at that point. He's just the dude you're fricking in between crying jags.

There's ZERO chance that Daniel hasn't hooked up with at least one dude at his gym. He's easily the most poorly-closeted guy ever. My wife just screams at the TV, "Hellooooo! You're GAY!" Why would you ever say to another man "I hear you have a great-looking penis"?