re: Cats have to be some of the most useless pets in existence.

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cat is awesome

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There is no such thing and no amount of funny cat memes can convince Scruffy otherwise.

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To everyone who swears their cat is awesome I tell them, if your cat could eat you, it would.

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as opposed to a dog who would rather die of starvation?

lol strong logic

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if your cat could eat you, it would. And deep down they know it's true

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So would a dog.

Plus, cat owners don't have to worry about their house being torn to shreds while they are gone because someone accidentally knocked on the front door.

Also, cat owners can leave the cat in the house on a long weekend (extra food and water) and not board or bother their friends. You try that with a dog, and your house will look (and smell) like the ground in a zoo's elephant enclosure by the time you get home.