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re: Worst Travel Experience
Posted on 6/23/17 at 12:33 pm to tduecen
Posted on 6/23/17 at 12:33 pm to tduecen
What a convenient thread for me to find today... So, any time my wife's aunt is around, it turns into a shite show. She's loud, obnoxious, not funny, awkward, and it always has to be about accommodating her and all that bullshite "because she has no one else." It's happening right now as I sit here typing this. I'm the opposite, I like to have a good time, but I stay in my lane and just let things happen naturally, especially on vacation.
We're in Orange Beach for a long weekend and the way it was supposed to work was she and her friends stay in the main house and the wife and I take the guest house. That means most of the day to ourselves, come and go without interaction, privacy, a lot of fun sex, all the things a young couple with no children could dream of. Great...
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Nope. Of course, her friends flake out and say they're not coming, and god dammit, now she's alone crying about how her friends aren't coming. I mean, son of a bitch, you're a 60 year old single person. You should be used to shite not working out in the social department. Go buy a book and sit on the porch and watch the waves roll in. frick naw, that's too simple. Now my wife thinks she's gotta join us in every activity aside from the sex or she might kill herself from loneliness. And I'm just like she seems to not cut herself when she's alone at home, why would she do it here... I don't see the difference... Anyway, I guess I'm just going to let them leave and go pound some golf balls at the range for a bit.
I'll probably get down voted for the cold hearted opinions, but it's all good.
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We're in Orange Beach for a long weekend and the way it was supposed to work was she and her friends stay in the main house and the wife and I take the guest house. That means most of the day to ourselves, come and go without interaction, privacy, a lot of fun sex, all the things a young couple with no children could dream of. Great...
Rant: [ON] Off
Nope. Of course, her friends flake out and say they're not coming, and god dammit, now she's alone crying about how her friends aren't coming. I mean, son of a bitch, you're a 60 year old single person. You should be used to shite not working out in the social department. Go buy a book and sit on the porch and watch the waves roll in. frick naw, that's too simple. Now my wife thinks she's gotta join us in every activity aside from the sex or she might kill herself from loneliness. And I'm just like she seems to not cut herself when she's alone at home, why would she do it here... I don't see the difference... Anyway, I guess I'm just going to let them leave and go pound some golf balls at the range for a bit.
I'll probably get down voted for the cold hearted opinions, but it's all good.
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Posted on 6/23/17 at 1:04 pm to prostyleoffensetime
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I'll probably get down voted for the cold hearted opinions, but it's all good.
Nope. Been there myself.
Posted on 6/24/17 at 3:01 pm to prostyleoffensetime
Oof, that sounds horrible. But maybe you could drag Debbie Downer into a crazy new experience that would change her attitude? Surely even a depressive 60 yo could enjoy a few Bushwackers and some afternoon bingo at the Flora-bama. Or maybe convince her to take a ride on a JetSki with you? Parasailing....convince her to wear a bikini and go for a stroll down the beach; if full daylight is too revealing, then wait until full dark. Tell her she needs to do five things every damn day of vacation that she's never done before. Time for a "what the hell, I'm 60, let's do this" attitude makeover. Ya never know, you might drag her kicking and screaming into a better frame of mind.
IOW, have fun with her. Take her to the golf range, see if she wants to learn to hit a golf ball. Tell her to imagine her no-count friends as balls and whack the hell out of them. Do a crapload of fun stuff & text the pics to her missing-out-friends.
Jump off the Intracoastal Canal Bridge.....go streaking on the beach at midnight. Deep sea fishing? Make her eat sushi....or talk to 5 strangers in a bar. Write all this stuff on slips of paper and randomly select one each day.
IOW, have fun with her. Take her to the golf range, see if she wants to learn to hit a golf ball. Tell her to imagine her no-count friends as balls and whack the hell out of them. Do a crapload of fun stuff & text the pics to her missing-out-friends.
Jump off the Intracoastal Canal Bridge.....go streaking on the beach at midnight. Deep sea fishing? Make her eat sushi....or talk to 5 strangers in a bar. Write all this stuff on slips of paper and randomly select one each day.
Posted on 6/24/17 at 10:25 pm to prostyleoffensetime
Take your aunt to Naughty in Nawlins July 5-9th. Let her get hooked up with the swinger crowd
Posted on 6/25/17 at 3:35 pm to prostyleoffensetime
You could take her out crabbing. Poke a few holes in her and throw her in the surf. 
Just kidding. I feel for you. That sounds miserable.
Just kidding. I feel for you. That sounds miserable.
Posted on 6/26/17 at 9:26 am to prostyleoffensetime
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Now my wife thinks she's gotta join us in every activity aside from the sex
Play your cards right...congrats on the threesome.
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