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re: Have You Ever Seen Someone's Adult Toys?

Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4867 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:24 pm to
Many, many years ago, a friend's dad explained why their salt shaker was on the nightstand in his room.

"Son, I've been eating the same pussy for 20 years now and I just can't eat it plain anymore."

In reality, it was in there because he was snacking on some creole tomatoes someone gave him but couldn't resist the opportunity to thoroughly disgust and embarrass his son in front of us.

Posted by Split2874
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2012
2475 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:41 pm to
When I was in high school (before the internet) We were at a girls house for a party. I was in her parents bedroom looking for I think a blanket or something, so I looked the chest at the foot of the bed. I grabbed a blanket and I noticed they had a false bottom under the blanket, so i opened it and they had a bunch of bondage stuff, dildos, vibrators, etc...I had to tell somebody and then it spread through out the party by the time the girl found out what was going on most of the party was in the room looking at the stuff. I wished I had a better ending but she was so pissed and embarrassed that she ended the party and kicked everybody out.
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