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George Carlin on Climate Change
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:19 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Yes I loved him. He was telling it like it was years ago
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:23 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Great post. Man those were good days.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:23 pm to SavageOrangeJug
I miss George and his perspective on climate change is pretty good
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:28 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Favorite Carlin quote
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Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:28 pm to Mulat
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I miss George and his perspective on everything is pretty good
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:30 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Carlin was an American hero.
Modern day Mark Twain.
Modern day Mark Twain.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:31 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Here's another good one
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Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to frick in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:34 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Another
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Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:35 pm to SavageOrangeJug
And another
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In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:35 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Thanks. One of my favorites.
We needed this today!
We needed this today!
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:35 pm to Dr._Jimes_Tooper
And the grand finale
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Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:37 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Ask those people in earthquake rubble if they feel like a threat to the planet this week.
Lmao.
Gold, Jerry. Gold
Lmao.
Gold, Jerry. Gold
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:38 pm to SavageOrangeJug
It could be the answer to the age-old question, why are we here? Plastic
This post was edited on 6/1/17 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:40 pm to Dr._Jimes_Tooper
Best ever Carlin quote.
"The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.".
"The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.".
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:42 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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Best ever Carlin quote.
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The planet is fine. The people are fricked.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 8:51 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
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I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
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As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.
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Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
Posted on 6/1/17 at 9:27 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Grew up watching his HBO comedy hours. Hilarious as a kid even funnier now.
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