re: Tebow's errant throw accidentally hits a man right in the nuts

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The God-fearing athlete — who is now playing for the Mets’ Single-A team, — threw a baseball that accidentally hit a New Jersey man right in the family jewels.

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Might be the dumbest, most irrelevant, non-newsworthy sports story in the history of journalism.



This is bordering on - "god-fearing former football player went to Taco Bell in between playing catch with high schoolers and had a bowel movement after 3 Chili-cheese burritos."