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re: Would you rather? (Mike Tyson, speech impediment, etc.)
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:43 pm to sweetwaterbilly
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:43 pm to sweetwaterbilly
Thought the original was this:
Take a bare fisted, full power punch to the face from Tyson in his prime
-OR-
Talk like him for the rest of your life
Take a bare fisted, full power punch to the face from Tyson in his prime
-OR-
Talk like him for the rest of your life
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Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:44 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:Give me the punch.
Take a bare fisted, full power punch to the face from Tyson in his prime
-OR-
Talk like him for the rest of your life
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:45 pm to TheIndulger
quote:
If you faced Tyson for 60 seconds in a ring, you could try to dance around, but he would corner you after 15-20 seconds, and punch you so hard you would probably die.
Just curl up in the fetal position and cover your head. He would probably break a shite-ton of ribs and do some real damage, but hopefully not enough to kill you in 60 seconds.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:46 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:
Thought the original was this: Take a bare fisted, full power punch to the face from Tyson in his prime -OR- Talk like him for the rest of your life
Sorry- I didn't know this was already posed somewhere. My friend just randomly texted it to me the other day
I honestly had to think on it for awhilePosted on 5/4/17 at 12:46 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
quote:
Give me the punch.
My inclination as well, but a bare fist, full power punch from prime Tyson could very well kill you and probably has a high likelihood of brain damage
Still, I don't know what I'd choose
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:46 pm to sweetwaterbilly
I would kick him in the dick
I don't care if I get points deducted
I don't care if I get points deducted
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:47 pm to sweetwaterbilly
quote:
Sorry- I didn't know this was already posed somewhere.
This is a classic WWYR
I use it all the time when we play that game IRL. I'm a huge WWYR fan.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:47 pm to TheCaterpillar
Definite concussion. Possible but unlikely permanent brain damage. Definite facial fractures.
I would rather deal with the surgeries than talk like that the rest of my life.
I would rather deal with the surgeries than talk like that the rest of my life.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:47 pm to TheCaterpillar
WWYR:
Jizz every hour on the hour for the rest of your life
OR
Never jizz again
Jizz every hour on the hour for the rest of your life
OR
Never jizz again
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:48 pm to TheCaterpillar
Per the original, I think I would have to say talk like him. He could definitely kill me with one bare fisted punch to the noggin at full force.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:48 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:Tough decision, but sleep is important.
Jizz every hour on the hour for the rest of your life
OR
Never jizz again
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:49 pm to TheCaterpillar
WWYR:
Sweat pure mayonnaise
-OR-
Have a micropenis (sub 1" hard)
Sweat pure mayonnaise
-OR-
Have a micropenis (sub 1" hard)
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:49 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
quote:
Definite concussion. Possible but unlikely permanent brain damage. Definite facial fractures.
Haven't you ever seen Simon Burch?
All it takes is a correctly place doink to the temple. (At least that's how I remember the movie- can't remember exactly but I think the mom took a baseball to the side of the head)Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:50 pm to TheCaterpillar
WWYR:
Wear flippers for the rest of your life
-OR-
Wear wet socks for the rest of your life
Wear flippers for the rest of your life
-OR-
Wear wet socks for the rest of your life
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:51 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:
WWYR: Sweat pure mayonnaise
-OR-
Have a micropenis (sub 1" hard)
If I can still get off, I'll go with the micropenis for sure.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:52 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:Mayo. Just move somewhere where it's cold as shite.
Sweat pure mayonnaise
-OR-
Have a micropenis (sub 1" hard)
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:52 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
quote:
Mayo. Just move somewhere where it's cold as shite.
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:55 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:Socks. Can't have a real job wearing flippers all day.
Wear flippers for the rest of your life
-OR-
Wear wet socks for the rest of your life
Posted on 5/4/17 at 12:57 pm to TheFonz
quote:
Sheeeet I rather have the worst 60 seconds of my life over having to look and sound like him for a lifetime
Tyson lands 4 haymakers, a few jabs, and bites your ear off and you end up with option 2 anyway
Two for one special.
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