re: In the spirit of LSU spring break

One similar one - HS buddy ("D") I used to run with, real big and crazy guy, got down to Ft Walton a day early and....

I woke up next to a pretty cute sorority chick from UGA. Made a polite exit and after about 3 steps realized D was not around.

Retraced the steps from the previous night gradually realizing how ridiculous it had been, couple of random crews, couple crews of LSU frat dudes, one said D got into a scuffle with a guy but didn't seem too pissed; back to the UGA chicks to ask again; some SC chicks, some cool stoners who didn't remember shite (even though we'd hung out with them for a couple of hours and had all agreed each were the coolest mofos), all the while describing D "big guy, kinda weird" each time.

Was getting to be mid morning and I was realizing how fricked I was because D drove there and my shite was in his truck...where the frick did we park? After walking through about 3 or 4 hotel parking lots I found his truck with him inside. Not moving or responsive. After shouting and rocking the truck for a few minutes, he sat up and got out, looking like the inside of a cat's arse. We never remembered or found out where he had been or what he'd done. He was not arse raped from what he could tell.

Then we got blind drunk for another four days.