re: Has anyone here joined Nextdoor for security purposes?

I joined Nextdoor for security reasons but what I got was my beloved Muffy. Muffy is a sweet border collie and if anybody knows where she is please hold her and call me. Do not however call her Muffy as this is also the secret attack code and she may eat your throat. Also I have an old dishwasher for sale for seven thousand pesos (I'm going to Mexico but don't try to steal my stuff because I have ADT call my brother in law Roger Roberts who sells it). Thanks again everyone ! And good work with the lawns this year guys ! But slow down if you drive that white mustang !