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re: March is the time to celebrate Dad Jokes
Posted on 3/21/17 at 9:17 am to thedogman
Posted on 3/21/17 at 9:17 am to thedogman
I actually told the greatest dad joke of my life the other day.
Woman was wearing green socks on St. Paddys day that said "Pinch Me".
I tell her, "that doesnt make any sense. You get pinched if you ARENT wearing green. Those socks are a contradiction. In fact you could say that pair of socks...is a paradox."
Then i just looked around at the distain and beautiful non-laughter and gave the ole 'Haahhh? ehhh??? ammirite?"
God damn it got me excited for the whole fricking day. Beautiful.
Woman was wearing green socks on St. Paddys day that said "Pinch Me".
I tell her, "that doesnt make any sense. You get pinched if you ARENT wearing green. Those socks are a contradiction. In fact you could say that pair of socks...is a paradox."
Then i just looked around at the distain and beautiful non-laughter and gave the ole 'Haahhh? ehhh??? ammirite?"
God damn it got me excited for the whole fricking day. Beautiful.
This post was edited on 3/21/17 at 9:18 am
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