re: LNST Rag may or may not be dead, Darth was dead, the next one better stick

so there's a knock on the door of a nunnery in Ireland.

The nun opens the door and sees two leprechauns standing there.
They ask to speak with the mother superior.

Mother superior comes out. One of the leprechauns stands arms crossed a few feet back from the door, silently scowling.
The other takes his hat in his hand and asks,
"Mother Superior, might ye be havin' any leprechaun nuns in this convent?"

Mother Superior replies, "No"

The leprechaun asks again, "Mother Superior, might ye be havin' any leprechaun nuns in the parish?"

Mother Superior replies, "No"

MMother Superior looks at the leprechaun and says, "I don't believe there are any leprechaun nuns in the world."

And the leprechaun looks back at his stern friend and says "ye see Merry, I told ye you've been frickin' a penguin."