re: Best Big Lebowski quotes

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.