re: What judgement do you pass on Ford Platinum owners?

I drive a tricked out King Ranch I like to keep pristine, own a tractor I don't like to drive, wear a cowboy hat for looks, carry guns on my belt to be alpha, wear ariat black label ostrich boots for prestige, and have my wife do all the cooking and cleaning because I'm lazy.

I'm a poser through and through and proud of it.