re: Spinoff: Shortest Marriage Duration

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Shortest Marriage Duration

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Less than a month. Buddy had been dating a girl since high school off and on. He had the ring through two of the offs. He finally has the opportunity to pop the question, she says yes. They get married six months later and go on a two week honeymoon. They return and a week and a half later buddy comes home to empty house and tries calling his wife. She finally texts back that it wasn't working for her and that she was moving back in with her parents and wanted a divorce. The following weekend we loaded up and headed to DFW for some Jaguar Club and a Mavs game, before heading downtown for some drinks and to help him get over her, because obviously the best way to get over a woman is to get under another.