re: What are some good ideas for white elephant? Looking to make a Christmas guide.

Sea monkies are always a hit.

So I went to a dirty Santa party a few years ago. It was about 15 people total and everyone was a friend of a friend so nobody really knew more than 3 other couples. Well one girl really thought it was a naughty Santa exchange so she wrapped a sex kit with anal beads, dildos, and lubes from a sex store. It was the first present opened and the biggest prude you can imagine got it. There wasn't a single other dirty gift after that. Watching this naive girl have be told what anal beads were is one of my favorite memories ever. Part of me thinks she was too embarrassed to go home with it. Another part of me thinks she uses them every night.