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re: Who Would Win In An Actual Physical Fight: Messi Or Ronaldo?
Posted on 11/18/16 at 8:42 pm to LuckyTiger
Posted on 11/18/16 at 8:42 pm to LuckyTiger
ronaldo
Messi would dive, once the bell rang, and lay on the ground, grabbing a leg. Ronaldo would kick him in the junk, and fight would be over.
trainer would come over and use the miracle spray on Messi, and he would rise, as if from the dead to fight another bout, but would dive again, looking for a card, as Ronaldo kicked him in the junk again.
Miracle spray on display
Messi would dive, once the bell rang, and lay on the ground, grabbing a leg. Ronaldo would kick him in the junk, and fight would be over.
trainer would come over and use the miracle spray on Messi, and he would rise, as if from the dead to fight another bout, but would dive again, looking for a card, as Ronaldo kicked him in the junk again.
Miracle spray on display
Posted on 11/18/16 at 8:49 pm to stlslick
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Messi would dive,
What??? You are fricking clueless if you think Messi is a diver. Ronaldo has even quit doing it, but Messi has never been a diver.
Posted on 11/19/16 at 1:06 pm to stlslick
It's the Sgt. Bilko fight. They both land a soft punch and take the dive. Because Soccer.
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