re: Who cooks better between you and your better half?

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Who cooks better between you and your better half?

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Wait a sec. Lemme calm down.



OK, where do I start? My wife is not capable of pouring a glass of Crystal Lite. My dogs follow her around the kitchen to lick up the spilled liquid. I keep 409 on the counter. That is the limit of her cooking abilities.

OTOH, my first wife was no better. She could bake something she called Banana Bread. The problem? She didn't like Banana Bread and neither did I, so she just baked it, put it the fridge and one month later I'd throw it out.

40 years of marriage to women who were incapable of boiling an egg. It's been a trip.