re: If your neighbor said he wanted to hurt your children

I'd hand him a stick of bamboo and say "go to town, baw! These little shits probably deserve it!"

And then I would bring him a beer, pull the cigar out of my mouth, turn to the camera and say

“The gypsies believe the bear to be a brother to man because he has the same body beneath his hide, because he drinks beer, because he enjoys music and because he likes to dance.”