re: LUNCH THRAY---The "whose fake b-day is it today" edition

I went walked the GFs dog yesterday. Got locked out the house for 4.5 hours with this frickin maltipoo. My car keys. My wallet. My phone. All inside.

I lost my shite when she showed back up at 11PM from work.

This dog is insane. It fights every dog it sees. It almost bit a child. It doesn't listen. Probably the dumbest dog I've ever encountered.

I told Miss Dupont that I'm breaking it's neck if it's still at the house when I get back from LA. She is taking it rough. But the thing is a walking law suit. And it's an idiot. Two things I don't enjoy in life.