After dinner, we returned to drinking. Our buddies were at Buck Brackley's. Since they didn't eat, I grabbed some street meat for them. After I walked in, a squealy manager came up to me and asked me to leave. I told him he was a retard because we were there to spend money on booze. He got his door guys to intervene, and they agreed that their boss was a little bitch.

In the heat of the moment, I decided to take the high road and go to the bar next door and tell my friends to meet me there. I enjoyed the weenies while I waited on them. frick Bud Brackley.

Sometime after that, I passed out.

When I awoke on game day, I discovered shite on our floor and piss in a bed. Housekeeping loved us.

The only way to get over shitty situations like that is with more Beam. I grabbed a liter and got to work. I also grabbed two plates of sausage from the lobby and lathered them with syrup.

We then got on the bus. It was a sexy bus. It even had a fake fire burning. My baws no class.

After an hour in, we need to take a piss break. I was so dehydrated I forwent the piss line for the McD's line. I ordered a few of the best fish sandwiches Wisconsin had to offer. I also grabbed some pretty good curds.

What's a bus ride without Fireball?

Before we arrived, the first liter was down. Always have back ups.

When we arrived at the stadium, we pulled up in some cat lady's yard. She offered to allow us use of her bathroom. I politely refused because I made it two feet into her doorway and gagged from the scent of animal urine. I opted for a bush on the side of her house.

I gathered some road beers and walked to Badger State Brewing. I had this fancy dark beer and a beef stick.

We then walked into Lambeau. I was expecting a shitty run down stadium with a nice grass field. I couldn't have been more wrong. The stadium is amazing. It's light years ahead of the Dome and Tiger Stadium.

I grabbed a few rounds of beer and some nachos to take in the National Anthem. I stood up for it too.

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Posted by arseinclarse

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Posted on 9/6/16 at 9:23 am to arseinclarse

The game was terrible. I had to keep eating and drinking to keep the misery in my gut. I got some type of buffalo chicken pasta. It was awful.

I also grabbed a brat, which was pretty tasty.

After the game, I had my fireworks incident.

On the way home, I just kept drinking whatever was left over on the bus. I had several vodkas with my Beam.

Upon arrival back in Milwaukee, I went back to Calderone Club for more pasta and meatballs. Their menu claimed to have the best in the city. I was pleased again with my meal.

I then went to the hotel to pass out. Around 9, the phone calls started coming in to see if I was in jail. My legal team was ready.

To sober up, I went to brunch at Comet. I ordered a bloody mary with a chaser of high life. This was quite possibly one of the best bloodies I've ever had. And I'm not a bloody fan. They smoked and stewed their tomatoes for the drink. The bacon was a nice touch.

To keep the party going, I kept the ponies of High Life flowing. I also ordered the brat and onion hangover omelette. It was very filling. Unfortunately, I had a little room left in my belly. I ordered the key lime pie and called it a success.

I then gathered my shite and slowly made my way to the airport. I was in no mood to fly. I plopped up at the Chili's Too and ordered some Beam. I was shocked to learn that the Winter menu was available.

I ordered some boneless chicken wings before getting on my flight. They were terrible. I've enjoyed salt licks more than that shite. They should remove them from the menu.

During my layover, I had to keep drinking. I was in a world of pain. The only thing that could have helped me was Whataburger. I got a cheeseburger and fries. That shite gave me heartburn until Monday afternoon.

When I arrived back in Nola, I got in my car and drove home. Luckily, I missed getting shot at the Rock Bottom Lounge by 4 minutes.

All in all it was a great trip up North, except for the part where I lost a lot of money on the Tigers. Thanks, Les.

Stay fat, my friends.

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Posted by Zappas Stache