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re: Its so refreshing to see a team like TX and ND

Posted on 9/4/16 at 7:16 pm to
Posted by themasterpater
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Member since Sep 2014
1342 posts
Posted on 9/4/16 at 7:16 pm to
Watching LSU play is akin to having that hot girlfriend who is no longer enthusiastic about giving you head, the head you've been longing for, the head you know she is capable of...but alas, the relationship is at that point where she is all take and no give. So you find yourself watching this UT game, with a team you aren't even attracted to, but their passing game is filling that void you've been living with, and you feel kinda guilty, but got damnit they're giving you that slob-on-knob porno-esque BJ you need. Finally, you realize you are but a man, with your limits, breaking points, and shortcomings. So you let go, crack a beer, and smile... because fuggit you gotta get you some.
Posted by slapahoe
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Member since Sep 2009
7446 posts
Posted on 9/4/16 at 7:19 pm to
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Watching LSU play is akin to having that hot girlfriend who is no longer enthusiastic about giving you head, the head you've been longing for, the head you know she is capable of...but alas, the relationship is at that point where she is all take and no give. So you find yourself watching this UT game, with a team you aren't even attracted to, but their passing game is filling that void you've been living with, and you feel kinda guilty, but got damnit they're giving you that slob-on-knob porno-esque BJ you need. Finally, you realize you are but a man, with your limits, breaking points, and shortcomings. So you let go, crack a beer, and smile... because fuggit you gotta get you some.

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