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Posted on 8/28/16 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 8/28/16 at 5:08 pm to
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Eat crawfish and forget to wash your hands really good before taking out your contacts for the night.


Same thing for males eating extra hot crawfish, forgetting to wash hands, and then going to pee.

Actually, witnessed this one time. Poor bastard just came back to sit down with us and you could see it on his face - a nuclear bomb was going off between his legs. He quickly hightailed it back to the bathroom. Stayed in there for almost 30 minutes.
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 5:22 pm to
Not a good idea to get drunk at a gathering, particularly in mixed company and/or with your wife in attendance and start bragging about who you have been fricking on the side. Actually was at a church party where this happened. Two divorces came from that party. It was a subgroup of all guys, but some guy told his wife, who then spread the "gospel" until it got back to some spouses.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 7:01 pm to
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Same thing for males eating extra hot crawfish, forgetting to wash hands, and then going to pee.

Actually, witnessed this one time. Poor bastard just came back to sit down with us and you could see it on his face - a nuclear bomb was going off between his legs. He quickly hightailed it back to the bathroom. Stayed in there for almost 30 minutes.



and if you ever have any sort of ache within a foot of down there stay away from the Icy Hot
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