re: Freakiest girl you've been with?

Dated this Army chick who was an absolute, almost insatiable monster in bed. Was introduced to her through a friend while she was in Iraq (she was a SGT) - kind of trading emails and the like. At any rate, she comes back and meets me at the same friend's party. Hit it off awesome but didn't do the deed until the next night. Keep in mind that during our many conversations the subject turned to her many costumes and the one she had of Harley Quinn...

Well, we go out the next night, get shite faced and back to her apartment. Pop in a movie and start getting into each other...apparently she had a lot of pent up sexual energy after doing a tour in the desert. So, she says that she'll be right back. After what seems like an eternity she didn't come back (when you think you are getting laid 5 seconds is an eternity to wait)..I'm thinking WTF and what is she doing?

The lights were dim and in she walks in wearing one of those adult Harley Quinn costumes. I mean sexy as hell. Wow is all I can really say and she had the body for it. She is also carrying Harley's hammer and proceeds to swing that fricker with all her might at me. I roll out the damn way and she is just a cackling...but in a good way. She jumps on the bed and straddles me and starts fighting/wrestling. Strong arse woman. Come to find out, aggression turns her on.... I took the hammer (soft type) and knocked the hell out of her...well that just did it. She lit into me and rode the hell out of me. Then she wanted to be choked. AND she was a screamer, so that night wasn't quiet.

Other times with her included rape fantasies... Fun, fun woman. She was fiercely loyal and dated her for a while and sort of concurrently with my ex-wife when we were dating. Mistake...

And now people wonder why I have this obsession with Harley Quinn...