re: I don't see how fat people do Universal Studios or Disney parks w/o dying

That wasn't me. Yesterday we just meandered thru Islands of Adventure and did a ton of shite including the "not officially open but secretly open" King Kong Skull Island ride (which is the most badass ride here. It's fricking incredible).

My wife wanted to purchase one day of express passes so we could skip lines. That was today. frick! It was go, go, go all damn day with a 5 and 2 year old in the hot arse heat. We conquered the park but it came at a price.

On the other hand I noticed a few groups of the same fatties on different rides with us. I kept thinking, "How do they keep trudging that lard thru this park at my pace? Should I fire CrossFit?"