re: How do you know if youre trashy?

You are trashy if you have no respect for private property i.e you steal, your house and yard bring down the neighbors property values, you let your kids raise themselves by electronic entertainment, your longterm planning stops at Saturday night, you think education is done after leaving high school and your fashion sense is directed by Walmarks.

Plus cargo shorts and Crocs, mass produced beer, beating your dog, camo attire away from the hunting camp and fat kids you slap about the head when you feel like it.