re: Robbery Caught on Video

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the kids mom, apparently one of my recipients, messages the facebook account that she's sorry and will personally bring me the bike back. The mom brought me the bike and then berated me for being a child about how I went about getting the bike back and that I was embarrassing her son.

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She said she was sorry, then berated you? That means she is not sorry. Did she limp away after you count punted her?

I would also send a paragraph about how his whore mom acted to his 800 friends. Who gives a flying bull hamster's nut sack if the thief got his little feelings hurt? He is still owed a few knots on his thick head.

Whatcha gonna do brother?

ETA: After careful consideration I have changed my mind on the content of the message you should send to his 800 faceface friends. You should announce how his whore mom deep throated you to get you to agree that you would not press charges on her little thief. Thank him.