re: What is the funniest thing you've witnessed on a golf course?

One golfer had been talking smack to the other the entire 18 holes. If he hit it in the sand, the guy came up, patted him on the back, and said "nice shot, Saddam." If he hit the ball weakly, the guy would say "way to hit the ball, sugar britches." On the way off the course, in the parking lot, the guy that talked smack went to apologize to his friend, and, from behind, put his hand on the fellow's shoulder to have him stop so apologies could be made. Well, the guy was still mad, and went to knock the guy's hand off his shoulder; somehow, he accidentally slapped the guy upside his head. 2 guys with six figure incomes were brawling in the parking lot. Not one of my more fun golf outings.