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re: 171 mph on the highway, what do you tell the cop?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:39 am to jb4
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:39 am to jb4
Be ready to shite your pants as soon as you know you are getting pulled over. For a 10 mph over ticket, you can try just saying "I really have to poop", but I'm sure they hear it all the time. for going at least 100 over, you are going to have to provide some hard (or soft) evidence.
the key is to sell that you really can't stop it. But don't go too early. You have to poop while talking to him looking him directly in the eyes while yelling "see what you made me do"
the key is to sell that you really can't stop it. But don't go too early. You have to poop while talking to him looking him directly in the eyes while yelling "see what you made me do"
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