re: Could you go one week without a smart phone and not freak out?

Walked into Gulf of Mexico with my iPhone in my pocket last summer (after drinking an indeterminate amount of Rum) and went phone less for the entire week.

Did not have a problem. I can also report that the saltwater did not result in any irritation to or inflammation of vaginitis as I am a dude and phones aren't something my life revolves around.