I just applied for the Michigan job (link)

I think I might apply. We should get a lot of people on here to apply.

That job is really below you guys. Who wants to coach there?

I told my sister and she said she wants the job.

To whom it may apply,

I do not have a Bachelors. I do not have any coaching experience. I do not have a thorough background on NCAA rules and regulations. I only played football for one year and that was in the 5th grade(although I dominated). I do not like cold weather. I do not really like the University of Michigan, but here me out on this.

I can bring with me the greatest coordinators in the world. I will have one of my "coaches" in the press box with a laptop. He will be logged onto tigerdroppings.com. If you haven't checked it out, it is full of up and coming coaches. They know more than any other coach in the world. I have two stripper friends who I will bring with me on all recruiting visits. I will guarantee you a top 5 recruiting class every year. With this guarantee, you must guarantee me something. In my contract, I need to be guaranteed you are going to stick up with me though all of media bashing interviews. If I haven't mentioned this before, I work with a 10 year plan. In 10 years, I will have this football team back on top. I guarantee a win at home every year and I will probably win an away each year for 10 years. But I kid you not, after those 10 years, MU will be back on top of the football nation. It is MU right? My contract must include a 5 figure deal and I want to be sponsored by Andy Capps. I really love hot fries.

In closing I would like to thank you for your time and also thank you for considering me as one of your candidates. You can contact me at any time while I am at work. I will not be quiting my regular job as a Golf Pro because I look at this job as an extra curricular activity. But don't worry, when hired I will be try to spend 5-6 hours a week with the team(time includes game days).

Thanks again
Dustin




You guys think I will get it?