re: For the nurses/docs, what's the craziest things you've ever seen at work?

My wife was working the ER desk one nite when a guy came running in, screaming that his "penis was on fire". He was only wearing a trench coat & a t shirt. Long story, short, his wife caught him cheating, which he did not know, so she had filled his rubbers with red pepper. When he used one while she was gone, he ran into the kitchen seeking relief. Grabbed the coldest thing he could find in the frig. A large bottle of milk. Stuck his cock in. Cock swelled up, got stuck. So he went to the ER for help. My wife passed away a while back but she was always bringing up this story, laughing as hard as she & the whole ER did back then. And this was in a small small town, so the whole town knew about him in a matter of days.