re: Spinoff Thread: Parents, What are Your Preferred Punishments?

I make my son copy George Washington's Rules of Civility, clearly and legibly. If he really fricks up, I will make him use blue and black ink on every other word. If that doesn't work, I guess I will have to imprint a contorted bass or twelve point buck on his arse. That would involve me going out and getting one of those awesome hand-tooled belts though.