re: best comeback when you get "Roll Tide-ed."

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Just finish it for them.

Gump: "Rawl Taahhhd..."
You: "...round the bowl and down the hole, roll tide, roll."

Do it with a limp dick index finger twirling downward like a sad helicopter.

Then punch them in the mouth regardless of who else is looking, urinate on their unconscious body, go frick their mother in the butt, nut in her hair, then unfriend her on Facebook.

Psychologists call this negative reinforcement.

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